Artesian Water.

California is hot, and being hot it means you need to buy water. The first day I bought water in Universal Studios, it was almost $4 for 500ml. That was insane. I learned from my mistake and bought water in 7-Eleven that night.

The water was called Fiji Natural Artesian Water.

So, firstly I think it is hilarious that you could call water 'artesian', what exactly could be artesian about water? It comes from the rain, filtered through the land and into a spring, it's not artesian unless you say the entire country of Fiji is artesian. Appropriate words may have been: exotic, foreign, normal, filtered etc.

Secondly, if this one bottle is called artesian, what is ever other type of water on the market like?

Well, 7-Eleven's own brand is 9.5 on the pH scale, 9.5, water is meant to be 7!! On a pH scale I googled I discovered 9.5 is more alkaline than sea water, and a little less alkaline than milk of magnesia and about the same as Gaviscon or those sorts of tablets.

Fiji water is famous for being the water of choice for the Kardashians, however, this water helps maintain a non-democratic regime on Fiji.

Also, it's very popular in Kerry!

It's literally just water, Deep River Rock is nicer! Ballygowen about the same.

Madness sells apparently.